Colbert's Questions
Colbert asked the questions, and I'm giving the answers.
My friend in Canada, Alexandra, was the first person I saw give her answers to these. I'm pretty sure that neither of us are using any of these as security questions at our banks.
- Best sandwich? -- I think the over-the-top Ruben from Jason's Deli served with a pickle spear and fresh chips
- What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? -- gym shorts from the Bush administration
- What is the scariest animal? -- The mice that live in shelters along the Appalachian Trail. I caught those little assholes easting crumbs out of my beard at night.
- Apples or oranges? -- I'll take oranges peeled for me by a servant
- Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? -- Yes, many, many minor league baseball players in the 70s
- What do you think happens when we die? -- Decomposition begins
- Favorite action movie? -- Pulp Fiction
- Favorite smell? -- Lavender
- Least favorite smell? -- Body odor
- Exercise: worth it? -- Sigh, yes, yes it is.
- Flat or sparkling? -- Sparkling.
- Most used app on your phone? --Ivory for Mastodon
- You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? -- Bohemian Rhapsody
- What number am I thinking of? -- 42
- Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? -- Husband, Father, Grandfather, Friend, Writer
And you, what would your answers be?
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